id be glad to
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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