I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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