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And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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