oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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