I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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