so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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