So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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