Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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