dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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