i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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