Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You are a genius and a whore.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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