Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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