I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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