I swear she didn't look like that last week.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
