yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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