She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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