3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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