i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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