I want to stick my p in your. b.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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