I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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