it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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