ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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