Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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