But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
