ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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