so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she told me i tasted like america
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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