Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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