yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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