spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
