She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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