So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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