me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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