Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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