We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
