I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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