So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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