...so i touched it.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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