it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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