She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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