R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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