I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I am naked and annoyed.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
