Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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