READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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