What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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