I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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