i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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