I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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