I'm really into asian looking animals
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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