is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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