pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
