yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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