ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
tell me about the fingering
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