their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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